Trollasaurus Brexitanicus – a definitive glossary of Brexit/Libertarian/alt-right twitter terms

Since posting the original list I have been sent dozens of suggestions which I have naturally plagiarised and incorporated in here. You can see the sources under my original tweet and my thanks to everyone who contributed. To friends, foes and sparring partners I’d like to say that there are lots and lots of centerist and left wing phrases and tropes that are ripe for satirising and I would encourage anyone wanting to compile that list to do so – I’ll even link to it if you get in first.

Meanwhile and without further delay here is Otto English’s Trollasaurus Brexitanicus:


All views my own

I’m a racist


Anti-halal

Never met a Muslim but seen them in The Express


Anti-FGM campaigner

Racist who doesn’t like women


Anti-PC

Racist who watches Roy Chubby Brown – on VHS


Atheist

Racist who likes to tell people that Islam isn’t a race


British/US/Canada flag

Dan Hannan – or worse – Dan Hannan fan


Crypto-expert

Racist who has discovered how to buy skunk on web


Enoch was right

Haven’t had sex since the 70s


Flexiteer

Haven’t had sex since the 80s


Tommy is right

Haven’t had sex since the 90s


Infowars

Haven’t had sex at all


Failed EU project

Know nothing about the EU but sad with my life choices


Islam is not a race

So I can’t get arrested for being racist – brilliant innit


Free Speech advocate

Particularly unpleasant racist


70s TV tribute account

Racist with a shit sense of humour


Fluffy animal pics

Misanthrope


Pictures of pixies

Russian bot


Patriot

Russian bot


81917292

Russian bot


Marine A

When I get pissed I tell people I was in the SAS


Soros

Anti-semite who thinks the Earth is flat


Libertarian

Racist with 4 O’levels


Classical Liberal

Racist with golf club membership and a Volvo


Conservative Christian

Racist who never goes to church


Check out my website

Got sacked from MSM for making repeated racist comments


Loves Europe hates EU

Racist twat who probably lives in Spain or France


Sovereignty

Failed history, maths, geography and life


Says it like it is

Racist who objects to being called a racist


Speaks for silent majority

Racist who rarely gets out


Fearless

Genuinely frightened


Your

You’re


Identitarian

The “iden” and “arian” are silent.